VP Cheney - Alien Tool
I had to be in court
this week protecting my rights after the government "lost'
the patents to my alien detector devices. The battle
is just beginning. My attorney assures me that
as soon as I find my copies of the patents, and
copies of the checks I made out to the US Patent
Office, we have a winning case. However, these
have mysteriously disappeared, and when I told
the judge they were spirited away by aliens I don't
think he believed me.
Speaking
of spirits, former Serb leader Slobodan Milosevic
was spirited out of his cell and taken to Holland
for trial before the International War Crimes Tribunal
in The Hague. This breaking down of national border
furthers the interests of the Bilderbergs (see
refs in search engines) and the one world conspiracy.
Or so it would seem, but the truth is, Milosevic
is an alien and the tribunal consists of alien
fighters (mostly) supplied by Majestic Alliance.
Milosevic is drugged
and made to appear angry and evil, He will no doubt
be jailed, possibly executed. One dead alien more
or less is meaningless, the trial is a diversion,
as is the alien autopsy, in fact the entire "Roswell
Conspiracy" is one of the great con games
of the world. Look into the ingredients in Lime
Jello. And not just what the box says. REALLY look
into it. (Requires knowledge of food chemistry.)
As to our Vice President
Dick Cheney, who really knows what was implanted
in him? It's amazing that they even told us it
was going on, but that was probably to have their
cover story in place in the event of the inevitable
leak. I predict he will become pregnant within
six months.
Do NOT smoke MK Ultras, no matter who tells you to. Haven't you
wondered why they aren't sold in stores and you
can only get them by mail? They have no nicotine,
true, but what they have is MUCH MUCH WORSE.
Does anyone know where
I can buy a large quantity of glycerin suppositories
at a reduced price? I pay cash.
--H.H.
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